{"product_id":"expelled-with-honors-cat-dress","title":"Expelled With Honors Cat Dress","description":"\u003cp\u003eStraight-A style. Questionable conduct.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eExpelled With Honors Cat Dress is the cat dress for the tiny overachiever who somehow ended up in the headmaster's office anyway.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith its structured British-inspired silhouette, dramatic contrasting details, oversized striped bow, and flared skirt, this outfit turns your cat or small dog into the best-dressed disciplinary problem in the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wool-look fabric gives it a polished autumn-and-winter feel, while the fitted upper body and gathered skirt create an adorable dressed-up silhouette without losing the playful attitude that makes this piece pure Pink After Dark. Choose classic Navy Blue for proper little academic menace or bold Red when subtlety has officially left the syllabus.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Highlights:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBritish-Inspired Design: A polished, academic-inspired silhouette gives this pet dress its distinctive dressed-up character.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo Color Options: Available in sophisticated Navy Blue or statement-making Red, each with its own contrasting details.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStatement Striped Bow: A large decorative bow sits prominently along the upper back with two long coordinating ribbon tails for a dramatic finish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eContrasting Neckline Detail: The structured neckline and contrasting collar\/yoke detailing give the dress its unmistakable uniform-inspired look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCape-Like Shoulder Detail: Distinctive shoulder panels add structure and make the design stand apart from an ordinary pet dress.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlared Skirt: A defined waist transitions into a gathered short skirt for a full, polished silhouette.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft Wool-Look Finish: Made from polyester with a cozy wool-inspired appearance that's especially suited to cooler-weather styling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for Cats \u0026amp; Small Dogs: The versatile pet-friendly design can be worn by appropriately sized cats and dogs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFive Sizes Available: Offered in XS, S, M, L, and XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetailed Fit Options: Approximate chest measurements range from 31–35 cm (12.2–13.8 in.) in XS through 52–56 cm (20.5–22 in.) in XL, with corresponding back lengths from approximately 19–23 cm (7.5–9.1 in.) through 37–41 cm (14.6–16.1 in.).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheck the Size Chart Before Ordering: Because fit depends on your pet's individual build, measure the chest and back carefully and size up when your pet falls between measurements.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade for Main-Character Moments: Perfect for photos, special occasions, cooler-weather outings, social content, or simply dressing appropriately for another afternoon of completely ignoring household rules.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExpelled With Honors Cat Dress is for the pet who looks academically gifted, behaves institutionally concerning, and somehow still gets voted most likely to succeed. Button up the attitude, straighten the bow, and let them report to detention looking better than everyone else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTop of the class. Bottom of the behavior chart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e1) \u003cspan style=\"color: #f3acf7;\"\u003eCan the Expelled With Honors Cat Dress be worn after your pet has been suspended from the university?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e        Yes, the style is playful and costume-like, but it is designed for cats and small dogs wearing the dress for photos, outings, or special occasions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2) \u003cspan style=\"color: #f3acf7;\"\u003eIs the Epelled With Honors Cat Dress suitable for cooler weather?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e         Yes, the wool-look polyester finish gives it a polished autumn-and-winter feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3)\u003cspan style=\"color: #f3acf7;\"\u003e How should I choose the right size?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e         Measure your pet's chest and back carefully, compare against the size chart, and size up if your pet falls between measurements.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pink After Dark","offers":[{"title":"Navy Blue \/ XS","offer_id":55826755387697,"sku":"CJGD111805601AZ","price":29.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy Blue \/ S","offer_id":55826755322161,"sku":"CJGD111805602BY","price":29.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy Blue \/ M","offer_id":55826755289393,"sku":"CJGD111805603CX","price":29.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy Blue \/ L","offer_id":55826755256625,"sku":"CJGD111805604DW","price":29.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy Blue \/ XL","offer_id":55826755354929,"sku":"CJGD111805605EV","price":29.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XS","offer_id":55826755551537,"sku":"CJGD111805606FU","price":29.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":55826755486001,"sku":"CJGD111805607GT","price":29.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":55826755453233,"sku":"CJGD111805608HS","price":29.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":55826755420465,"sku":"CJGD111805609IR","price":29.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":55826755518769,"sku":"CJGD111805610JQ","price":29.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/9455\/3137\/files\/ChatGPTImageAug22_2026_01_31_44PM.png?v=1787549339","url":"https:\/\/www.pinkafterdark.shop\/products\/expelled-with-honors-cat-dress","provider":"Pink After Dark","version":"1.0","type":"link"}